The mystery of the bird deaths in Arkansas have officially been solved!
On the September 19th edition of the TRMS, Cindy Jacobs of General's International, one of the endorsers of Governor Perry's not so thrilling recent stadium prayer event in Texas, explains how she has it all figured out about why those birds hurled themselves to the ground by the hundreds in the dark of a Beebe, Arkansas night earlier this year.
It sounds like she might also be on to the cause of the mass drum fish die-off that blanketed the Arkansas River by the thousands.
It's all because of "Don't Ask Don't Tell."
Not surprisingly, Governor Perry polls high among evangelical Alabama voters who like their fire and brimstone hotter than forty hells with a lot of lofty judge-you-oh-yes-I-will on the side for good measure.