The mystery of the bird deaths in Arkansas have officially been solved!
On the September 19th edition of the TRMS, Cindy Jacobs of General's International, one of the endorsers of Governor Perry's not so thrilling recent stadium prayer event in Texas, explains how she has it all figured out about why those birds hurled themselves to the ground by the hundreds in the dark of a Beebe, Arkansas night earlier this year.
It sounds like she might also be on to the cause of the mass drum fish die-off that blanketed the Arkansas River by the thousands.
It's all because of "Don't Ask Don't Tell."
Not surprisingly, Governor Perry polls high among evangelical Alabama voters who like their fire and brimstone hotter than forty hells with a lot of lofty judge-you-oh-yes-I-will on the side for good measure.
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If I was his opponent I would have a field day with that!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust what this country needs; another swaggering false prophet Texan who loves big oil money and generous lobbyists.
In the old days northerners would hide the crazy people in the attic and keep them out of sight of visitors.
ReplyDeleteIn the south we didn't hide them at all. In fact we'd bring 'em on out and sit them right down at the table as if everything was just peachy.
We still do that and sometimes even get 'em to run for office.
14,000 trained and battle ready service personnel thrown out of the armed forces.
ReplyDeleteJust because they're gay.
Incredibly stupid!
How long before one of our freshly minted republicans blames the jellyfish explosion on Alabama's coast on the fact that there are still democrats in the state house?
ReplyDeleteProof positive the Tea Party is the party of nuts, loons and intolerant, useless jackwagons.
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