The Onion video spoof also reveals a new documentary called "Terminal Gust," that captures one small town's plight as they suffer from wind whistling into their water supply.
"Oh my god, kids could drink that water and get wind in their brains," one panelist cries.
"Unlike coal, we don't know what wind is. We don't even know where it comes from," another panelist exclaims.
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